Need a giggle to brighten up your day? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of quirky and funny knock, knock jokes that’ll have you chortling in no time. These light-hearted, inoffensive gems are perfect for sharing with colleagues, friends, or even as an icebreaker at work. So, let’s dive into the world of laughter with these witty knock, knock jokes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s raining outside!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be wrapped up in a big warm hug?
So, there you have it – a collection of quirky and funny knock, knock jokes to make you chuckle and brighten your day. These inoffensive and light-hearted jokes are perfect for sharing a laugh with anyone, bringing some humour and joy to even the most mundane moments. Keep them handy for whenever you need a quick pick-me-up, and remember, laughter truly is the best medicine!